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The other day this kid came up to me asking for a dime
And this other dude came up behind him and asked me for the time
Well, at the time I happened to be sitting peacefully
And the two fools disturbed my solace so I said, "Well, guys, you see
I was sitting here by myself and you decided to disturb me
And the question now of what to do has started to perturb me.
I could kill you both, or torture you, or just do some real mean stuff
But, you know, I think I'll do them all and that'll be good enough.

"Cause I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy.
You messed with me a little too much and now it's time to die.
You know, it was rather foolish of you to bother such a maltempered person as I.
Cause I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy."

Now there's two guys lying there, dead, prostrate in the street.
I decided to curl up next to them and get a little sleep.
When this idiot good-Samaritan-guy asks me if I need assistance
And he tries to help the other two guys, annoying me with his persistence.
I said, "Hey, you annoying, short-lifed guy, now you're gonna pay!
I just wanted a little sleep and you took that away."
So I took his upper lip and pulled it down below his tummy,
Spun him around like a top and called him a real big dummy.

I said, "Sir, I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy.
You messed with me a little too much and now it's time to die.
You know, it was rather foolish of you to bother such a maltempered person as I.
Cause I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy."

This wench was walking down my street, now she's hanging tree.
This guy was talking too loud for my taste; he's got ankles in his knees.
This dude who smelled like fish when I was in the mood for gelatin
Now dwells inside a cage I built out of the man's own skeleton.
I shoved a park bench wood piece into my unkle's cousin's nose.
I hung a policeman upside-down from a building with a fire hose.
I did it all and I don't feel bad and if you wonder why
It's 'cause I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy.

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from Mr. Fisher Mows His Lawn, released June 6, 1992
Music: Jake
Lyrics: Jake

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From the beginning of time, The Flaming Intestines lived in a trailer park, located due East of the Magma Core of the Earth. A suburb of Hell. One afternoon as they were practicing for an upcoming gig, an unexpected surge of molten lava swept them away in its current. Eventually, they were spewed upward and out of the mouth of a normally dormant volcano in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. ... more

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