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Really Mean Guy
03:08
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The other day this kid came up to me asking for a dime
And this other dude came up behind him and asked me for the time
Well, at the time I happened to be sitting peacefully
And the two fools disturbed my solace so I said, "Well, guys, you see
I was sitting here by myself and you decided to disturb me
And the question now of what to do has started to perturb me.
I could kill you both, or torture you, or just do some real mean stuff
But, you know, I think I'll do them all and that'll be good enough.
"Cause I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy.
You messed with me a little too much and now it's time to die.
You know, it was rather foolish of you to bother such a maltempered person as I.
Cause I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy."
Now there's two guys lying there, dead, prostrate in the street.
I decided to curl up next to them and get a little sleep.
When this idiot good-Samaritan-guy asks me if I need assistance
And he tries to help the other two guys, annoying me with his persistence.
I said, "Hey, you annoying, short-lifed guy, now you're gonna pay!
I just wanted a little sleep and you took that away."
So I took his upper lip and pulled it down below his tummy,
Spun him around like a top and called him a real big dummy.
I said, "Sir, I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy.
You messed with me a little too much and now it's time to die.
You know, it was rather foolish of you to bother such a maltempered person as I.
Cause I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy."
This wench was walking down my street, now she's hanging tree.
This guy was talking too loud for my taste; he's got ankles in his knees.
This dude who smelled like fish when I was in the mood for gelatin
Now dwells inside a cage I built out of the man's own skeleton.
I shoved a park bench wood piece into my unkle's cousin's nose.
I hung a policeman upside-down from a building with a fire hose.
I did it all and I don't feel bad and if you wonder why
It's 'cause I'm a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really mean guy.
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The Meat Grinder
04:38
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Faces of Death cannot prepare you for what you will see
Unlock the deth tool and throw away the key
The slaughter will begin with a turn of the crank
And carnage will accompany the meat grinder’s clank
Hunks of flesh and sinew are strewn throughout the room
And remnants of others who have also met their doom
Blood flows like water through the grinder in rivers
And the only thing that dams it up are pieces of your liver
The meat grinder
Turning and churning your body into a pulpy heap
The mounds of bloody flesh are almost shoulder deep
Muscle and gristle are severed and ground
And add to the frolic of the reaper’s playground
You cannot reason with it, it does not hear your begs
It only wants to tear the skin and tissue from your legs
Rusty teeth are caked with blood and sticky guts
From filling hapless victims full of gaping wounds and cuts
The meat grinder
First it rips your feet off, then it shreds your legs
It turns you into enough raw meat to fill 3 hefty bags
It rips into your torso; your entrails all spill out
It splits your head and skull in two. You don’t have time to scream or shout
The meat grinder
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Uncle Charlie
02:23
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On the outside he seem real nice, a pleasant fellow
When you walk by, you get a smile, a gentle hello
He wears nice suits, wing tip shoes, a paisley tie
But if you say "cheesecake" in front of Uncle Charlie, you will die
'Cuz Uncle Charlie's crazy
Those who've said it do not doubt it
He hates the taste of cheesecake
No one knows what it is about it
Uncle Chuck is crazy
He kills with lots of malice
Uncle Chuck is crazy
He's evil and he's callous
He'll be your friend until the end, a loyal pal
He's even got a wife, a couple of kids, and a dog named Al
He's got success, a wife, a house, a brand new car
But there's one word that'll make Uncle Charlie go too far
'Cuz Uncle Charlie's crazy
Those who've said it do not doubt it
He hates the taste of cheesecake
No one knows what it is about it
Uncle Chuck is crazy
He kills with lots of malice
Uncle Chuck is crazy
He's evil and he's callous
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You’ve really got me mad
I’ve had it up to here
My pot is boiling over
I’m very irritated
I’m really not too happy
You went and did it now
What am I gonna do now?
I’ll tell you simply stated
I’m takin’ it out on yer skullz
You tampered with my temper
You’ve really done it, pal
Now you’re gonna get it
I’m gonna smash your head
My button has been pressed
You’ve really got my goat
There’s no use in hiding
I’m gonna kill you dead
I’m takin’ it out on yer skullz
Alright
That’s it
No more
Enough
You’re done
You’re doomed
You’re mine
You’re dead
I’m takin’ it out on yer skullz
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Smelt Night
01:07
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Let me tell you something...
I can eat almost any kind of food
From slimy raw oysters to cabbage that's stewed
I can eat spinach or liver and onions
Or pistachio pudding sprinkled with Funyons
But you prefer to make my least favorite dish
Which also happens to contain my least favorite fish
I'll beat you 'til your body's just one big welt
Unless you get it through your head that I hate smelt
Smelt night
Smelt night
Smelt night
No!!!
I have to admit, you're some gourmet
To be able to cook it in every single way
Smelt burgers, smelt cake, smelt pie too
Smelt ice cream, smelt roast, even smelt stew
It's been so long since I've had a decent meal
Now I'm so short and bony that I look like Dena Beal
My pants won't stay on even when I wear a belt
Why won't you get it through your head that I hate smelt?
Smelt night
Smelt night
Smelt night
No!!!
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6. |
Come Here, Tomcat
00:03
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Come here, Tomcat
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Deth
Carnage
Plague
Warfare
Famine
Entrails
Steve
Deth
These are a few of my favorite things
These are the things that make me smile
To take an eagle and rip off its wings
Watch it quiver and bleed for a while
Deth
Manson
Nightmares
Hell
Blood
Slayer
Splinters
Deth
These are a few of my favorite things
These are the things that make me smile
To take an eagle and rip off its wings
Watch it quiver and bleed for a while
Deth
Hitler
Cancer
Pain
Sinew
Anguish
JD
Deth
These are a few of my favorite things
These are the things that make me smile
To take an eagle and rip off its wings
Watch it quiver and bleed for a while
Deth
Flowers
Friendship
Mom
Smiles
Cupcakes
Croquet
Deth
These are a few of my favorite things
These are the things that make me smile
To take an eagle and rip off its wings
Watch it quiver and bleed for a while
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Ok, here’s a situation that just drives me totally insane
It makes me wanna reach into my neck and rip out my jugular vein
All right, I’m sitting in the room with the lights on low
When from behind the venetian blinds comes a blinding glow
My venetian blinds don’t close all the way and there’s just too darn much light
To get these suckers closed tightly has become my daily plight
The light in my eyes, I just so despise
Especially in the middle of the night
My Venetian blinds don’t close all the way and there’s just too darn much light
I haven’t slept for 60 days and the situation’s getting worse
Why is it that I’ve got these blinds and must endure their curse
I’ve claimed 76 lives because I’m nervous and uptight
All because of my choice of blinds and their placement of the light
My venetian blinds don’t close all the way and theire’s just too darn much light
To get these suckers closed tightly has become my daily plight
The light in my eyes, I just so despise
Especially in the middle of the night
My venetian blinds don’t close all the way and there’s just too darn much light
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Evil Ice Cream Man
04:19
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Deth
Famine
In my neighborhood
And I like it
Everbody’s dying
Falling down and turning into pus
They look like piles of bubbling flesh
And they’re all gonna go to hell
Because of Evil Ice Cream Man
Evil Ice cream man, whose name is Stan
Evil Cream Man
Evil Evil Evil-O
Don’t sell a snow cone to me
I’m tellin’ you now
Don’t sell me no fat frog neither
Evil Ice Evil Ice Evil Ice Stan
You drive down the street in a truck making real cute music
Enticing little kids to come out and buy your food
(It should be playing Helter Skelter)
But I know what you want
You want us to die
To die eating your food
Well, it’s not gonna happen
Not with me, buddy
‘Cause I don’t like cold food
Evil Ice Cream Man
Bodies piled up in the street 45 feet high
You drive down the street in your music making truck
Selling us ice cream and we’re dead as ducks
Evil Ice Cream Man
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Mom, I killed you cuz you didn't make me breakfast
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Carousel of Deth
06:51
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Eating cotton candy at the county fair
Everything’s just dandy; you won a nice, stuffed bear
The merry-go-round awaits you, beckons you to ride
The horses look inviting, but it’s theme park suicide
“Don’t get on this ride,” says the attendant as you pay
Certain deth awaits you.” But you get on anyway
You pick a colored horsey, thinking all is well
The ride starts spinning round and round and takes you straight to hell
Carousel of Deth
Horses of the damned
Carousel of Deth
Circle of despair
Dripping, bloody harness. You mount your theme park steed
The ride is spinning so damned fast your ears begin to bleed
Your eyeballs are exploding as your head bursts into flames
Flesh is rotting, skin is melting, no more fun and games
Tidal wave of blood carries you to hell
Surfing on a skull atop the bloody swell
You’re just a tiny ball of pus floating down the stream
As deafening, evil theme-park music covers up your screams
Carousel of Deth
Horses of the damned
Carousel of Deth
Circle of despair
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I was running
Real real fast
When I tripped
And fell down
(He fell down he fell down he fell down he fell)
As I fell
I looked ahead
The elevator doors
Were opening up
(They were opening up... How unfortunate)
But the problem
Was, you see
The elevator was gone
Not on my floor
(It was probably on floor 21; they were having a cocktail party)
I slid for a while
And then, you see
I went through the doors
To meet my doom
(To meet his doom... again)
My eyelid got caught on a rusty nail while I was falling through an elevator shaft
Oh no, not again
It happened to me just Thursday last
I don't think I can take it
No, not again
My eyelid got caught on a rusty nail while I was falling through an elevator shaft
While I was hanging
I got real pissed
My dentist appointment
Was just missed
(He had an appointment with Dr. Berry; it took him two months to make it)
But there was really nothing
That I could do
Except just hang there
And be blue
(We're talking navy blue, not none of that royal crap)
I waited and waited
For someone to come by
But nobody did
I wonder why
(They were all at the selfsame cocktail party I've been referring to)
Then I looked up
And to my surprise
The elevator was coming
To force my demise
(To force his demise... again)
My eyelid got caught on a rusty nail while I was falling through an elevator shaft
Oh no, not again
It happened to me just Thursday last
I don't think I can take it
No, not again
My eyelid got caught on a rusty nail while I was falling through an elevator shaft
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What in the name of Sam Hill is going on inside my cake?????
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Come here, Tomcat. I said, come here, Tomcat.
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15. |
Deth In G
00:08
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Deth
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16. |
Shotput Edna
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Shotput Edna
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The Flaming Intestines Cincinnati, Ohio
From the beginning of time, The Flaming Intestines lived in a trailer park, located due East of the Magma Core of the Earth. A suburb of Hell. One afternoon as they were practicing for an upcoming gig, an unexpected surge of molten lava swept them away in its current. Eventually, they were spewed upward and out of the mouth of a normally dormant volcano in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. ... more
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